Report a Temporal Anomaly
When Something Feels Wrong with Time
Temporal anomalies are disruptions in normal time flow, memory sequence, or spatial stability on campus. Examples include:
- Days repeating, skipping, or stuttering.
- Lockers opening to the wrong year, building, or version of you.
- Seeing yourself in places you’re not.
- Hearing bells, sirens, or voices from the wrong decade.
- Hallways stretching or shortening in ways that feel unsafe.
Not every eerie feeling is an anomaly, but if your instincts say “this is more than just a vibe,” please submit a report.
Temporal Anomaly Report Form
What Happens After You Report?
- Your report is reviewed by Administration and the Temporal Stability Team.
- Staff may temporarily close or reroute the affected area.
- Students involved may be contacted for follow-up and counseling support.
- If needed, schedules and hall passes will be adjusted to keep you safe.
You are not in trouble for noticing something is wrong.
We would rather investigate “nothing” than ignore “something.”
We would rather investigate “nothing” than ignore “something.”